Well I was out at the local park today picking pecans from a tree with a rake which would normally go to waste. I was in the middle of raking down pecans when a couple of jerk cops showed up and told me there was a city ordinance against using a "stick" to pick pecans like that. Have you ever heard of such ridiculous crap!? I could have gotten into it with the cops about how I am the citizen of Texas Republic and not a US citizen and how I am under the common law rather then statutory or maritime law but I didn't feel like doing that being as how they could unlawfully detain me and also I had work to do, prepping the pecans I collected for planting. Cops should be out chasing REAL criminals rather then trying to enforce petty statutes.
I took the time to look up the ordinance on picking pecans and it only said no climbing or throwing rocks and sticks to gather pecans, but why even that? It doesn't even explain why. This is infuriating!
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